New Years Crew

The people who will inevitably swarm the gyms in the area in the wake of New Years having resolved to lose weight.

Look at those guys, they have no idea what they're doing. They have got to be part of the New Years Crew

by Imperiex10 January 8, 2009

Pulled a Fox News

Taking a quote completely out of context to change the meaning of what the speaker said.

John said "Jason is not a man who fears death."

Sean Hannity pulled a Fox News by quoting John as saying "Jason is not a man."

by WilfyG March 6, 2011

New Years' Syndrome

Deciding that you going to do something new, too change your life in some way for the better or to achieve something but then becoming to Lazy to commit to it after a while and eventually giving up. Based on new year resolutions that you never keep

Saying that you have decided to go to the gym to get more fit and healthy but after a few days/weeks you start putting it off and then you give up and stop going to the gym. Usually happens during the period of New Year's eve/day and thus the Name New Years' Syndrome is appropriate.

by Sunnyko2 August 9, 2013

New York discount

A dubious sales technique where an apparent reduction in an unrealistically elevated price is offered to the naive by fast-talking sales people. The method is practiced irrespective of the product, service, industry, local, or legality.

The sales manager was going to chew out the salesman for discounting the price so heavily until he realized that the customer had only been given a New York discount and the final price was still 10% higher than retail.

by hubbycap November 13, 2011

New Brockton Alabama

If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school

Look at them new Brockton Alabama girls

by Unknown boiii December 7, 2018

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

New York Hypothetical

A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera

I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night

by JahPresto July 21, 2022