emo cycle

The emo cycle is the self perpetuating cycle caused by emos and their views on the world. It starts when they start whining about nobody liking them, which leads to people not liking them even more, which leads to more whining, which leads to a perpetual continuance of this cycle.

emo: wahhh why doesn't anyone like meee....
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle

by napoleondynamite November 9, 2008

emo kid

spends life typing up blog entries about the meaning of emo

see 162 "emo kid" definitions below

by the 163rd emo kid August 5, 2008

happy emo

An oxymoron. This just doesn't happen guys.

Scene Kid: I'm a happy emo.
Me: Hmmm.

by seksiful March 25, 2005

emo hipster

A hipster that tries to have a dark, gloomy appearance as a fad, usually identifiable by an overweight shape, wearing flannel with an emo frizz and typical hipster way of talking. Will tell you about bands from local colleges you'd probably never heard of nor gived a shit because of its cliche sound and will think they are better than you if you are not part of their hipster group.

Junior 1:"Hey those jocks are beating the shit out of that emo kid"

Junior 2:"Don't worry, its that same hipster who said we listen to gay, garbage mainstream music"

Junior 1:"Oh yeah, that's worse, to hell with emo hipsters"

by Goofis October 18, 2013

emo jesus

An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.

My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."

Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"

by EMO Adrianna November 21, 2007

[emo kid]

an emo kid isn't someone who sits in the back of class crying all day about how horrible the world is.they also don't sit at home cutting their wrists either{some do but not everyone}we're not morbidly depressed or obsessed with hurting ourselves.we do actually have the capacity to be happy.emo means emotional.we're more in touch with our feelings than your average person.we don't hate the world but rather see it as beautiful but also see how humanity has destroyed it{deal with it}the general bulk of a true emo kid's life is typically music.we listen to whatever we feel like because we like it not because it's"the current cool song" you can't define a true emo kid,they define themselves.

That emo kid staring out of the window writing poetry on the bus is the only who'll ever understand.

by KissKiss_BangBang September 10, 2006

Emo Lover

A girl or boy who is in love with EMO.

Guy: hey janet lets go to the mall!
Girl: yeah! lets go to hot topic!
Guy:Um...Janet?
Girl:OOO! And maybe we will see some hot emo guys!
Guy: Janet,what's wrong with you?
Girl:OOO! Maybe they even are wearing eyeliner there!
Guy:EARTH TO JANET!
Girl: i wonder if we will see Alex Evans!!! :D
Guy: are you an emo lover or something?

by xxxKaylaxxx July 14, 2009