Man with teenie weenie
by TheGoodDictionist October 31, 2022
Daniel is the type of guy that has no pictures or post on his instagram the mysterious type. He's one of the cutest and most heart felt guys you'll ever meet.Danny is super affectionate,but only when he's found the one. He'll love and cherish you, and always show you off and tell all his friends about you. But most importantly He'll always be there even if he's really pissed off at you all because he loves and cares about you so much.He's the guy u can vent to about ur problems.You might want to hear all about him but he's definitely more of a listener.Danny will go out of his way to make sure you feel comfortable and safe. Lastly he'll always try his best to make sure u guys workout because he loves you and will do anything but give up on you. I love you danny -Leilany 11/22/21
by Urmomisahotthot57 November 22, 2021
That one species that is unberable, if skinny and only wears hoodies stay FAR AWAY he will eat you alive and make your brain disappear.
by UnknownAppending May 22, 2024
An unfortunate guy who’s had major trauma in the past , has a learning disability and on top of that non existent and a absolute goofball nobody has or ever will take seriously, usually lies majority of the time to others and especially himself to try delude himself to make himself feel attractive even though he is a constant reject to the female population no 🧢
by Davidgotback May 20, 2021
Ravenous and energetic, Daniel is the kind of guy to point out that personality is independent of a name and start a half hour discussion on the obsession of humans drawing nonexistent connections. It can start a half hour discussion on just about anything. It'll answer "I'm better than okay" when asked if it's okay (which happens often). It claims to be "more sane than sanity" whatever that means. Neither a conformist nor a contrarian, and not even much of an individual, its intellectual flavor is best described as surpassing its own nature. Daniel is loud and dynamic. Can provide moderately stimulating entertainment for moderate amounts of time. Can provide mind shifting discussion for a very long time. Very simple person, either an intellectual philosopher deep in thought or a instinct-driven hedonist going mad from desire with little in between. Incredibly strong willed intellectually, weak willed everywhere else. Has an accidentally deranged smile that it shows everyone, has a truly perverted smile that it shows only its closest friends. Likes playing jokes like writing definitions about itself. Will gladly (under appropriate circumstances) become an item of furniture, and can become so, so much more. The kind of guy to ask you a question not because it wants to know the answer, but to get you to reevaluate your own understanding of truth. Never loses a debate, never wins anything else. Half life: (~8-∞) decades. If you know Daniel, then you know someone named Daniel.
"Are you okay, are you insane, Daniel?" -Example Human A
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
"I'm better than okay and more sane than sanity. But tell me, why do you think otherwise?" -Daniel
"What does that mean?" -Example Human A
"Do you have 3 hours? I can explain how to exit humanity." -Daniel
"Who asked?" -Example Human B
"I did." -Daniel
by Enlightened Chair November 24, 2021
by ffs jejeneben February 19, 2019
Loves to play music. The flute and guitar is his specialty. The most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet, he’s also very hot if your dating him, your the luckiest boy/girl in the world. He’s a great friend and is a little protective but you’ll get used to it. He’s a little fragile so be nice. He always tells everyone how he feels about everyone.
by Th ejcjcj February 14, 2020