Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015

A very cool game that cookie monster
by Cats game cookie January 3, 2023

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"
1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
