Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Cookie

YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip

Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg

by blast. September 30, 2020

Cookie Monster

BEWARE! he will steal your cookies

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster”

by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025

Cookies with Leche

1. A group of young individuals who are not welcomed due to their lack of knowlegde and experience.

2. Rookies

Did you see those cookies with leche? What are they thinking?

by CarRamRod24 June 3, 2011

Cookie Clicker

A very addicting game where you click a cookie

Timmy what are you playing?
Cookie clicker.
Wtf is that!

by 3l H3H3 March 15, 2022

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

cookie

Refering to a strain of weed called Girl Scout Cookie

Yall' blow cookie last night?

Hell yea my nigga that cookie was cracklin'

by Big Peach on that loud February 2, 2016