Cheese man

A literal god he can break all of your bones within a fraction of a second

“Yo what happened to Jim?”

“He evaporated by the cheese man”

“That’s what happened to my cat poor man”

by Cheesy Boyo September 24, 2021

Gawk cheese

Gawk cheese is the substance that builds up on a mans penis after receiving multiple gawks (blowjobs) without washing his cock each time.

Sarah: “Is it true you gave Jack a blowjob?”
Natalie: “Hell nah! There was enough gawk cheese on that cock to make a lasagna! My eyes were watering!”

by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021

bisexual cheese

what we should call colby jack cheese

I'm bisexual and I like bisexual cheese

by raybeez February 22, 2022

The Grilled Cheese

When some one with a yeast infection and someone with dick cheese have sex on a hot day

Guy 1: I love eating grilled cheese!
Guy 2: Well I love doing the Grilled Cheese!

by The REAL Merriam Webster February 25, 2022

cheese toothpaste

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.

Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021

cheese rn

utter garbage at moot

cheese rn sucks at moot

by cheeese man June 11, 2021