Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.

“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”

by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019

Female Boner

A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy

"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass

by Comedy Dictionary March 09, 2021

car owner boner

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

by dejaflu February 05, 2011

Life Philosophy Boner

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.

Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.

by Drew714 July 19, 2016

total boner killer

A woman who is physically attractive, but totally kills your boner (attraction) due to her negative attitude and lack of intelligence

Hey François that girl I went on a date with last night was a TBK (Total Boner Killer) bro. She was gorgeous until she talked about how much she hated her job."

by Eduardo Amoureux June 21, 2019

Home Owner Boner

An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).

They went to Home Depot to relieve off their home owner boner.

by homeowner3234 March 27, 2015

Falcon Boner Roundhouse

When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.

Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!

Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(

by The Real Falcon May 07, 2011