Nickel-head

Thought to be derived from someone who misheard "knucklehead," a nickel-head is someone who's got quite a few screws loose "up there." They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Its meaning stems from the fact that a nickel is valued at only five cents, and thus nickel-heads are a step up from their dimwitted cousins, penny-heads.

"I failed my open book quiz."
"You must be a nickel-head."

by sohanasays December 9, 2013

trail head

giving head along the Oregon Trail to your partner as they ford the river.

You can only ride in my wagon if you give me trail head the whole way to Oregon.

by WB's January 9, 2009

head condom

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.

look at that dude wearing the head condom.

by Nick Vaiano January 7, 2008

Shower head

The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D

Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008

cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

Granola head

A person who (generally) likes trees, beaches, vegetables and fruits, and often yoga and/or marijuana.

hippy pothead dude dudette treehuggergranola head

by Significant Wolf October 21, 2013