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coleslaw American

Those basketball Americans sure don't take kindly to us Coleslaw Americans
by Coleslawamerican June 4, 2023
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Pick-me American

A Pick-me American is someone who feels insecure or ashamed for being an American citizen and dunks on the US and fellow Americans to get validation from people in other countries. Some will make videos on social media, blanketing the whole US as a monolithic hellhole with no diversity in state, culture, or ethnicity. They harmfully project their personal experience like it's true everywhere in the States. This creates a false view of Americans abroad, even if it's skewed by Pick-me's self-hatred, causing prejudice or misunderstanding about Americans or the US. Pick-me's have a rose-colored lens when viewing the world vs. the US and tend to cherry-pick topics. They think culture (European)abroad is only authentic. Ignoring cultures like Appalachian, Cajun, Tejano, and indigenous people whose history is older than the founding of the US because it's not Eurocentric. Nothing validates them more than having Europeans agree with them while they bash other Americans. Some pick-me's try hard to show how un-American they are, but when they say something stupid or false and get called out, they say, "I'm just an American🤪" to save themselves.

Americans who want to travel or move abroad are fine. What's wrong is Americans who go abroad and say they're Canadians, bash fellow Americans, or apologize for being born in the US. The US and its people aren't perfect, but what you see online can be skewed to show the bad and wrong, ignoring the good aspects, of which there are many!
Pick-me American examples

Vanessa said calmly, " I don't know why the US always has to be different from the rest of the world. Unlike other Americans; I use metric, not imperial!"

Other Americans watching this pitiful display." Who is going to tell her that we actually use a mixed system like Canada and the UK and use Metric for things such as science, etc, and use US customary, not imperial."

An American Tiktoker trying to earn pity points"Stupid Americans, it's so horrible how they want to put hot sauce on a schnitzel they paid for!"

only to delete her post after getting called out by others.
by Just a normal American April 4, 2024
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American chop duecy

When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!
I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy
by St Julian October 14, 2020
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American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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American Idiot

by Orang3Juice November 5, 2020
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Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.
Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol
by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024
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Foundational Aboriginal Melanated Americans abbreviation FAMA refers to individuals who were classified as Negro, black, colored, afro American and then later African American by Jesse Jackson who played a pivotal role in popularizing the term "African American" however they can trace their lineage back to the American system of the enslaved going as far back to say the 1800s and they're ancestors who built America from start to finish .
Foundational Aboriginal Melanated Americans are 340.1 million strong we are the other slavery .
by Stargazer1411 July 20, 2025
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