mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

weasal-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

by Keta April 19, 2003

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

Monkey Cymbals

the moment before somebody something stupid. Although it may look like their thinking their actually is a monkey playing cymbals and occasionally doing back flips where their brain should be.

Yo Jag, the monkey cymbals are playing again.

Guaranteed a laugh because Monkey Cymbals is here.

by DerbyCymbals July 6, 2011

monkey nft

its a profile pic shitheads use to scam people

yo i buyed a monkey nft since iam a dumbass and didnt just copy the image or save image by right clicking it.

by mentallyEru December 11, 2021