Mexican kiekl who is totally le hecking based and redpi -ACK! Conservative 'utt who can't do real politics so he makes a living off of a shitty commentary show. Somehow he got invited to meet Donald Trump despite having so many horrible takes that he might as well be a crackhouse sewage system -- one toxic little bitch who walks around with his bodyguards while pissing himself in the diaper like a shit baby, think of Jack Doherty if he's ten years older and has grown a pathetic little stubble.
by Sir Gnome OBE January 20, 2024
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by They'll know who May 19, 2025
When someone plays hooky from school for a couple days and ends up never coming back. This typically happens when someone fucking hates their school or the people there. It is like the equivalent of calling Lester to go off radar in GTA V.
Hey did you hear Sam wasn't at school the past week? I heard he's not coming back. He must be "Pulling a Nick".
by colgawkgawk November 19, 2021
When a guy flirts with random girls only to get nudes for his collection then abandons them for new material. Often times playing with their emotions and causing harm.
by Elm Mof March 24, 2019
by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022
A Maccas consuming gremlin with a British passport. he is actually Australian, with the exception that his dad is the closest person that he knows to Dushane from top boy. he enjoys smoking tea as well as drinking it and barely lifts.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
There are a few exceptions to his British authenticity, such as not watching the Bledisloe cup or the Ashes, and having a mullet. Nick Mobbs sometimes lacks street cred, such as being called Neck Moobs, for his fat neck and fat man boobs and Dick Knobs which is self-explanatory
overall he isn't a shit bloke, he is just Nick Mobbs and that is okay.
Example 1:
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
"Did you hear Nick Mobbs is a fitness model?"
"of course, hes clearly been getting that British summer bod"
Example 2:
"who stole the 10 big macs?"
"don't worry it was Nick Mobbs, he can jew up the money from Dominos"
Example 3:
"i reckon i could put on nautica polo with the top button done up and be more of a chav than nick mobbs"
by RandomMelbournekidd March 25, 2020