David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

gooner

David is such a gooner

by lalagyatt January 15, 2025

David

a man who will yell at you in valorant

"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"

"dude that guy is such a david"

by pogermanpog November 28, 2021

David

He's lit fam

david is lit

by David. Hdjjshr December 31, 2016

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017

David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry

I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl

by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019

david bovgay

Is a very ugly women. A no nipple, hairy bitch. Twiddles with technology all day long.

It's a David bovgay! She must be with tech support.

by Hy-Ching April 25, 2014