Inky's Wish

The intentional act of breaking wind to cause pain or distress.

Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.

by the big horse January 17, 2012

Do the wishbone

An underhanded social strategy of convincing someone to perform something in front of others or put themselves pubicly on the line that results in the performer being berated or ignored.

Sally talked Joan into singing opera for her boyfriend's family reunion. Afterwards, Sally tried to convince Joan it was just a joke, but Joan couldn't wait to get even with Sally for making her do the wishbone.

"You want me to do the wishbone so that you can get me out of the running."

After doing the wishbone in front of the entire restaurant, I searched frantically for a bowl to throw up into.

by Bombix February 4, 2013

christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

are ya wise

Meaning do you understand
Otherwise known as: were you wise

Sure your man was wise to qhat was going on.

Well jaysus mary and joseph tis snowing in spring. Bejaysus are ya wise to that crack at all

by Ireland's_petal March 21, 2017

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

The Three Wisemen

For the three drugs that I’ll be needing by my bedside if I get the Cancer. (Morphy)Morphine (Fenty)Fentanyl And (Oxy)OxyContin

If I get the cancer, I’m gonna need The Three Wisemen sitting right next to my ass

by Brushyourhair August 26, 2018

Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.

He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.

by Fabadel October 23, 2018