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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
mugGet the Vagina Smoothymug.

Vagina Bro

A Bro who was born with a Vagina. The best of both worlds
Me and Vagina Bro striked out at the bar, so we scored with eachother.
by DJ Skidless April 11, 2025
mugGet the Vagina Bromug.

vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.
It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!
by Msmoney December 18, 2017
mugGet the vagina dressmug.

vagina

wet, sticky, and pleasant. aka meatloaf.
kid: hey did you see her vagina
guy: yeah it’s so nice *moans slightly*
by _pseudonym_? December 17, 2021
mugGet the vaginamug.

Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

Outwards Vagina

a vaginal shaft and ovaries but outside of the person. (a mans penis and balls)
ex: I swear he must be a woman because he acts like he has a outwards vagina instead of a penis and balls.
by URDADDIE)% October 27, 2021
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