Ur Adopted

The thing that someone says whenever they are about to lose an argument so they say the most petty thing imaginable, "ur adopted"

some random shit...
"ur adopted"
"ok"

by Flordian Definitions December 5, 2023

Ur ancestor molester

The biggest and baddest roast in the wild wild west

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: ur grandpap a trap
Person 2: ur ancestor molester

by @andrewp723 on instagram March 15, 2018

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

ur mom

a dead joke

dude: "fuck you"
dude 2: "uuuuh ur mom"

by 👌succ February 28, 2019

ur mom

it means your gay

so ur mom

by ur hdbcjs November 3, 2022

Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

by JohnnySinslikesPornhub May 31, 2022

ur species feces

This is the worst comeback ever. It's worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree LGBT rolled into one. It absolutely obliterates anyone it's used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.

Johnny- Timmy ur mom gay
Timmy- well ur dad lesbian
Johnny- ur granny tranny
Timmy - ur family tree LGBT
Johnny- ur ALL of that
Timmy- don't make me say it
Johnny- do it bitch
Timmy- ur species feces
*Johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere

by DattMeForge May 15, 2018