the towns

the towns mean the 5 boroughs of nyc

person one: yo bro where u from?

person two: i’m from new york

person one: oh word? what parta new york u from?

person two: i’m from albany

person one: man u from upstate you not from the towns u not from new york if you ain from the towns

by onlyyprime April 5, 2024

Pound town

When a girl asks u to pound her

I miss pound town 🥺

by Wowowkc February 3, 2022

L-Town

Slang term for Lilbourn, MO. There’s not much of anything there except 3 young bulls banging LTC ( L-Town Crip ). Coolest guys you’ll ever meet but they most definitely will get on that hot shit with you.

Random mf - “ Where y’all from? “

Them - “ L-Town babyyy “

by Kpaw34 May 29, 2020

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

A crazy town

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.

Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Epic Beans Town

The hip way of saying a cool place. This could also be considered the equality of Indian Cultures Nirvana

Mom- Where were you today?
Me- Oh, I was just at Epic Beans Town

by EpicBeansTown June 16, 2019

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020