Syllable Beatings is a form a punishment where the parent,guardian, friend, or figure in the active role; spanks or hits the person in the passive role(receiving), in a rhythmic fashion that aligns with the words that they are saying. For each word that is spouted out, a blow or series of blows hits the receiver for each syllable in that word.
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
In the most common cases of Syllable Beatings. The parent or guardian will tell the child what to do or not to do as each blow connects. The length of the sentence and beating is determined by what the child did wrong and the general mood of the parent. An upset parent and a child that made a wrong involving a noun with a more than average amount of syllables, will result in a longer beating.
In some cases however, some parents catch on to a short session of Syllable Beating, and will add additional syllables to the beating, to prolong the length of the disciplinary action.
Example:
Don't *spank* you *spank* ever *spank* break * My * Re * frig * er * a * tor * a * gain * or * I * will * beat * you * sense * less *
Tommy: My mom gave me syllable beatings last night... I should have broken a cup instead to shorten the length of the beating.
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
Tommy's Brother: Nah man, it didn't matter what you broke, mom was in a bad mood. She was going to make it last long no matter what!
by Feybred April 20, 2020
Get the Syllable Beatingsmug. 23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
Get the beat Traffic lights daymug. Someone who uses an already existing beat. Typically an independent artist without money to pay for a beat or just someone who likes the instrumental
by Squid Prime December 22, 2024
Get the beat rippermug. Guy 1: That one over there is so BEAT
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
by Cliff Springs April 18, 2020
Get the BEATmug. Expression inspired by a popular romanian song. A new method of "vibing" and a new way of seeing the new year (2020) in a positive way or to just make fun of something. (you can also use it when someone/something is really cool)
by beerkindofman January 26, 2020
Get the to dance on the beatmug. What you say when someone does or says something rude, insulting, or crude to another person. Can also be used when something terrible happens.
Cass: "Fuck you, man! You suck!"
Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."
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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."
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Jacqui: "Awww.."
Anthony: "Harsh beats."
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Cass: "I broke my leg in a terrible skiing accident. I fell into a tree well and broke it in 17 places."
Jacqui: "Harsh beats."
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by your moms hair vagina March 26, 2015
Get the Harsh Beatsmug. The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
Get the beat-off baguettemug.