National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)

National suck dick day: give some head all day

by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019

life sucks take drugs

recommended motto for life.

Like when your friend dies you could say "life sucks take drugs"

by rumii May 2, 2018

National Suck a titty Day

Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.

Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh

by nationalsuckatittyday March 26, 2019

National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.

Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"

by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017

Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

you just got sucked

You just got pwned (AKA) YOU GOT CREAMED!

YOU JUST GOT SUCKED

by Paper Nintendo October 14, 2017

Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communist ☭ utopia across every school in America.

The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr

by Jorg_Bush420 September 8, 2022