Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because the fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

fratty beers

A phrase used to describe something with ample amounts of raftusism. This phrase is heard commonly at frat party’s, college dorms, kick backs, and other functions.

Todd: “Bro Sebastians had like 16 stellas tonight he’s fucking blackout”
Chad: “No fucking way buddy that’s so fratty beers”

by BigBlair55 August 22, 2021

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021