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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
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by starry da great February 12, 2025
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by Your_local_word_maker September 17, 2025
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the kentucky way

```the kentucky way```

The kentucky way is when you say you'll do something today, but end up doing it in a week.
Guy 1: Want to fix this thing for me?

Guy 2: Sure, I'll do it in an hour

**one week passes**

Guy 1: Did you fix it?

Guy 2: No, I didn't

Guy 1: that's just the Kentucky way...
by yeeticusprime April 1, 2020
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ain't no way

A phrase used to describe one's disbelief/disagreement towards a situation
dude 1: Yo did you know Drake's dick looks like a snake?
dude 2: Ain't no way bruh.
by realschlong24 February 18, 2024
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Tommy two ways

A male who is bisexual, is happy to have relationships with both men and women
Did you know he was Tommy Two ways ?
by Barry Otter August 22, 2023
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
mugGet the mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.mug.

In a loving way

When you insult one of your friends/ someone you care about but it doesn’t matter because you love them regardless their flaws.
Person1: ****’s a headass haha

Person2: I thought you guys were friends..
Person1: chillll I mean it in a loving way<3
by Pizzaaaaaaaa December 25, 2018
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