msn syndrome

The condition when a lack of speech emphasis in an online conversation leads to confusion and misunderstanding which usually results in an argument.

Possible examples where msn syndrome may come into affect
"That was really funny" Funny haha, or sarcastic retort?
"That top really suited you" Genuine fashion kudos or friendly banter?

by Nickroberts November 15, 2007

Sharkeisha Syndrome

The negative outlook that there will never be a fight video that will top the Sharkeisha attack. 1 in 4 white males suffer from this syndrome.

Charles: Let's go to World Star and watch some fuckery.

Bob: Eh. I'm just not into them anymore. I think I am suffering from Sharkeisha Syndrome.

by Maxwell Hauser January 8, 2014

muppet syndrome

The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.

Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.

I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.

by The Other Greg June 15, 2006

Stuckhome Syndrome

When you have been on Covid-19 lockdown and practiced social distancing for so long you’re afraid it’s going to be weird when you can leave the house again.

After sheltering in place for almost three months to avoid Covid-19 infection, Rachel felt it was normal to never leave the house. She was diagnosed with Stuckhome Syndrome by her therapist

by Tomazon April 25, 2020

daggio syndrome

Going home after a sexual session half satisfied, but your partner has been fully pleased thanks to your hard work.

Daggio Syndrome is characterized with coming home after having sex but your boyfriend stopped after he came.

by Chury December 15, 2008

John Syndrome

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.

Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.

by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010

muscat syndrome

Having to do some homework , but wanting to do something else, but there isnt anything else... this is the syndrome common in people living in muscat for over 5 months.

Jan is knee deep in math homework, jan is bored of math homework.. jan looks out of the window... and then continues math homework because there is nothing else to do... he lives in muscat.. he therefore has .. muscat syndrome

by Jan Schreurs November 25, 2007