A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Sandwich Country

A Sandwich Country is a country that is sorrounded by one or 2 countries giving the name Sandwich Country.

Mongolia is a Sandwich Country in Asia, Surrounded by China and Russia.

by Mystical Man891 July 22, 2022

idiot sandwich

yes, idiot sandwich

WHAT ARE YOU!?
an idiot sandwich

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 13, 2022

"a" sandwich

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.

Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.

by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021

sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.

As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.

by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

Sandwich Clamp

We made it up

Andrew and Kaven made up sandwich clamps

by DooberSnoober November 28, 2017