one of the prettiest, funniest, kindest boys in the history of the universe, i love him and need him so much, unfortunately he does not -m
i love tom
by girl -m May 30, 2022

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.
by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.
A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player
Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you
Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you
by Theasapgirlboy March 31, 2020

by Shipshape1 January 3, 2023

He’s a fat shit who watches kids in brockwell park while jerking of to them and fingers his sister every friday
by Therealone 1938 November 11, 2019
