The most wanted criminal in Mexico last seen in mazatlan sinaloa Guadalajara jalisco and Tijuana mexico
by El cookies September 06, 2022
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
by u shit fuck January 04, 2012
1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
by rw3arm November 06, 2017
When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
by Cookies n’ cream February 07, 2022