Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.

Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.

by Cronton August 28, 2025

Boston Red Sock

After anal sex with a well endowed man. The inside walls of the anal canal are now inside out and hanging there lick a sock between the butt cheeks.

Sarah had her asshole ravaged by that guy named Tripod. It took like 2 days for her boston red sock to climb back into her ass.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.

Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”

by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025

Socking

A cross between Docking and Sounding where one male sounds and then with another starts docking. As they interlock, the reed is shared between their urethras, making a more pleasureful experience.

"Do you think Jeff will ever stop glazing LeBron?"
"Of course not, he's probably imagining socking with LeBron as we speak, and I think I will too".

by MrPenisMan69 September 15, 2025

Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push

Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no

by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025