Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

Snake

The worst thing to have in your boot

There's a snake in my boot!

by I'm here to abduct chickens August 22, 2017

Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

Punished "venom" snake

literally me

Woman: Casey You're so fucking hot can you please rape me?

Punished "venom" snake aka me: ok

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017

Snake

Nope rope

what the hell is a snake doing up your ass

by adhdsworld April 22, 2021

Drake Snake

Drake's 10 metre defeater.

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 13, 2024