Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

poop emoji

yes of course

I poop emoji u

by hihusjnbs April 22, 2021

Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.

"poop crackers"

-Albert Einstein

by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021

Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

by パパ活 June 19, 2022

posidedons poop

1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022