Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

Butt some pants

To put on some pants

I need to butt some pants before I go outside

by Chiweenie July 25, 2023

rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.

Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024

pants for zoom

No

I am not wearing pants for zoom why would I if no ones gonna see it

by XxTheIsis123xX April 30, 2021

pantelis

a weirdo little shite who is really short but can be funny. he can be really immature but can be a good person sometimes. he knows he shouldn't be doing a lot of stuff he does, but he does it anyway to look cool. usually he acts like a wannabe redneck and is stupid.

"damn janet was really acting like a little wannabe redneck superstar today. what a pantelis"

by little lil' billy geraldine June 1, 2022