A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?
by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

by Rosierose21 April 25, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features
The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.
DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!
DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!
by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger
by up here November 10, 2022

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)
by Paxqueer March 23, 2024
