Skip to main content

Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.
Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Don't jackass the thing mug.

I don't care

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
mugGet the I don't care mug.

Dick. Don't be a Dick

Distantly related to Karen. A possibly well intentioned rude social maladroit jerk that doesn't care who is offended and uses words like snowflake and woke to fight against imaginary enemies at the cost of friendships mental health security joy and respect for others.
Don't be such a Dick, dude, this ain't that office. Don't be a Dick. Dick. Don't be a Dick.
mugGet the Dick. Don't be a Dick mug.

Pray I Don't Kill You Faggot

Get the fuck out of my town and pray I don't kill you faggot.
by kam75xx May 23, 2023
mugGet the Pray I Don't Kill You Faggot mug.

Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023
mugGet the Don't shit where you eat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email