ur mom 

a exaggerating word, or something i don't know.. mostly used as a mom joke..??
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)

person 1: ur mom
person 2: YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

ur mom by flayie June 26, 2023

Single Mom

A woman raising 1 or more children without the father present. Just like anyone else, they can either be toxic and annoying or very kind, caring people. They often get shit on, regardless of thier circumstances for being single moms. This is because they have a bad rap from single moms that were single due to being spiteful and abusive. Any single mom tends to be a target for incels. They are often expected to isolate themselves from all future dating and romance and deemed unworthy of love. They are expected to focus only on the kids and working full-time. At the same time, people get upset when single moms make it a "personality trait".

She's a single mom who left her ex husband and got custody of the kid. Her husband developed a drinking problem and cheated on her. It's her fault she is a single mom. People don't change or switch-up in a marriage.

Single Mom by DramaticDictionary August 2, 2023

Crystal Mom 

A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.

My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.

Crystal Mom by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023

teen jeans mom 

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.

"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -

teen jeans mom by Alone Art September 14, 2013

Jim's mom

A bloated sasuage chewing wine.o whose nipples smell like beer and stale cigars.

Did you see that bloated sausage chewing wine.o , her nipples smell like beer and stale cigars...
Yeah that's Jim's mom

Jim's mom by larryu December 17, 2014

bekah's mom 

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

bekah's mom by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Alexis's mom 

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.

Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .

Alexis's mom by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016