john oliver's english dictionary 

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

john oliver's english dictionary by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

urban dictionary 

The hottest site on the net for police officers to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Please stop snitching out the underground by defining slang and codewords on this site.

Officer Tom - "We've reviewed the wiretaps, but I can't understand a damn word those niggers are saying."

Officer Dick - "I agree, Tom. These guys use all sorts of slang and codewords that we don't understand. It's becoming increasing difficult for our undercover officers to blend in during our investigations because they make up new words everyday."

Officer Harry - "Hey guys. No problem. We can just go to Urban Dictionary to decipher what they are talking about and we can present evidence in court, no problem. Hell, we can even pass this information to our officers in the field thus making our jobs alot easier."

Officer Dick - "Harry, you're a fucking genius! This site is terrific! 'That's a bet' basically means 'yes'. I had no idea."

Officer Tom - "Hey guys, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and doughnuts. Wanna come?"

Officer Harry - "That's a bet!"

*laughter*

urban dictionary by Word Is Bizzond March 18, 2008

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. by Brey234 August 15, 2021

urban dictionary 

what you're reading right now, idiot

This is urbandictionary.com. It's pretty obvious, you idiot.

urban dictionary by thefullmoon July 20, 2008

Urban Dictionary 

101 (Thousand) Hidden Sexual Innuendos (and Many Blatant but Unrealized Sexual Meanings for Just About Everything)

90% of the items on Urban Dictionary (including most of the items in the list at the left of the screen RIGHT NOW) have bizarre, obscure, perverted (often hilarious) sexual meanings, since much of the content is provided by nerds who jack off to Teletubbies.

Go on, click one. I dare you.

Urban Dictionary by teh roflman March 10, 2009

urban dictionary 

the universal cure.

Person: Today I was really down so i went on Urban Dictionary and it cured my blues.

urban dictionary by hazdaz March 21, 2009

urban dictionary 

a place where idiots go to find out what the person tooling on them was talking about

he called me a whore i wonder what that means ill go look it up on urban dictionary!

urban dictionary by NOT A USER April 12, 2009