Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 13, 2021

cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.

"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"

by BlackPantherPoonSlayer February 21, 2016

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 09, 2011

Cream Cheese Energy

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

by Whiskerandough August 27, 2018

Cream Warming

The act of cock warming post creampie, usually falling asleep or cuddling still connected for an extended period of time.

Man last night I fell asleep cream warming Jenna. It felt so good to just pass out afterwards.

by Ppwonder March 17, 2024

Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 03, 2017

A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 04, 2017