The cat’s vajanas

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

Molly the cat

Molly is a fat cat who cannot stand on her own feet because how fat she is every time she jump's from a ledge she land on her belly instead of her feet or else she snap's her little fat stubby leg's she is also a fat ass neek she's so fat fat every time she need to get up she needs help from her former owners there is also rumors that every time she's walks she shake's the whole world because of how fat she is. ,This is outta respect,

Nixon - Hey Audrey why is Molly the cat so fat
Audrey - Hey Molly the cat is not fat

by B Dal January 13, 2023

Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

giddy cat

When a shawny guy mcgoverns his lady and she starts giggling, as it suddenly occurs to her she zoned out for the past ten minutes and the event is nearly complete. This giggle, for whatever reason, sounds a bit like a cackling feline.

She went full GIDDY CAT in the bedroom, and Shawn was so confused.

by LARKSPURFIN December 11, 2018

cat motel

A place pussies stay while they look for some fuck.

When a girl stays at a friend's place but really uses it as a home-base to find sex in the area

This bitch is using my house as a cat motel!

by flooof July 24, 2017

Cat TP

The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.

"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."

by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018