I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Chris

A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.

He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!

by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016

Chris

Such a sexy guy no girls can get their eyes off him but he's concentrated on one girl

Girl 1: Chris is so hot i want him
Girl 2: No he's mine
Chris: Sorry but i'm in love with another girl

by ^(69 September 3, 2019

Chris Wallace

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)

"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"

by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022

Chris

One of the uglies boys you could ever meet. Chris is usually the gay one in a group of friends and everyone hates them

Kid 1: fuck here comes Chris

Kid 2 : noooo I Hate hanging out with him

by Big boi 85 October 24, 2019

chris

lying cheating ass. pretends to love you but when you start dating will cheat on you immediately. never trust chris. he’s a stoner/skater boy who smokes weed all day everyday. he’s a piece of trash. he has small dick energy. he’ll also do whatever it takes to get inside your pants

oh look chris is high again

by 1234509816254 August 20, 2020

Chris

He is just the best. The cutest, the funniest and he is a famous boy. He has se 3y abs and his below is like 100/100. He likes sports and he is sporty. He will change as he grows but it is better to always keep in touch with him. He is muscular and very big. His dic* is bigger than most of others. He likes short girls but not the one who acts SAVAGE. He has a brown hair and brown eyes. Big big he is just the biggest

Get his number and invite him to your house when you get friendly enough!
Chris is also funny asf.

by Damy6$$ November 23, 2021