flash boner

an erection that last under 1 min.

bro 1: dude was that ur mom

bro2: yea

bro1: ok because ur sister just gave me a flash boner.

by Erin Mcracken November 13, 2009

semirageing boner

A half boner that is pulsing.

That chick is cute shes givin me a semirageing boner.

by Conner Drews February 5, 2009

Nightmare Boner

When Nicki Minaj gives you a boner.

Man1: Hey looks it Nicki Minaj's new video

Man2: Aww now i have a nightmare boner

by sleepydude2 February 16, 2012

boner hype

Boner hype, when your a kid, boy or girl, and you keep hearing older people, or perhaps your peers, talking about boners. You don't know what it is, but your curious. Nobody will tell you so it's kind of like that gabo episode of the simpsons.

Dude: blah blah blah, and then he totaly got a boner.hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Other Dude:Funny shit.
Little kid: what the hell is a boner? why is that funny?
Other Dude: maybe if you were a cool teenager like us we'd tell you!
Dude: yeah but for now you will live in the dark! HAW HAW HAW!
Little Kid:man i'm sick of all this boner hype!

by vulgarity4charity April 29, 2011

Boner Alert

That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers

When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert

by I am a person l May 28, 2023

Female Boner

A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy

"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass

by Comedy Dictionary March 8, 2021

Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.

“Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”

by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019