by I am a person l May 28, 2023
Get the Boner Alertmug. this type of boner occurs because a girl you brought back to your room turns out to be much freakier in the sheets than you had originally thought she would be. This can be a good thing or a scary bondage scars your mind type thing. Either way you generally regret some of the things you do with a girl while you had a freaky boner.
Guy 1: Dude, last night that girl was a total freak in the sheets
Guy 2: really!
Guy 1: Yeah, but I got a little too much of a freaky boner and may have done some things I regret.
Guy 2: What do you mean.
Guy 1: Well I probably shouldn't have smacked her ass while she was on the way out...
Guy 2: Woah.
Guy 1: And I think I also regret taking a shit on her chest and making her eat it...
Guy 2: Holy shit man, that's fucked up...
Guy 1: She was really into it though. Well, that's a freaky boner for you.
Guy 2: really!
Guy 1: Yeah, but I got a little too much of a freaky boner and may have done some things I regret.
Guy 2: What do you mean.
Guy 1: Well I probably shouldn't have smacked her ass while she was on the way out...
Guy 2: Woah.
Guy 1: And I think I also regret taking a shit on her chest and making her eat it...
Guy 2: Holy shit man, that's fucked up...
Guy 1: She was really into it though. Well, that's a freaky boner for you.
by john crowe ransom September 9, 2011
Get the Freaky Bonermug. The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019
Get the Malaysian Bonermug. A half boner that is pulsing.
by Conner Drews February 5, 2009
Get the semirageing bonermug. by sleepydude2 February 16, 2012
Get the Nightmare Bonermug. When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.
She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .
by Mazdaman November 26, 2018
Get the Lady-Bonermug. by Erin Mcracken November 13, 2009
Get the flash bonermug.