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Malaysian Boner

The feeling of not eating all day then someone handing you a massive plate of fried noodles and thus getting a boner from it.
Goddam dude, this food just gave me a Malaysian boner!”
by Kingbutler24 February 12, 2019
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Female Boner

A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy
"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass
by Comedy Dictionary March 8, 2021
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Freaky Boner

this type of boner occurs because a girl you brought back to your room turns out to be much freakier in the sheets than you had originally thought she would be. This can be a good thing or a scary bondage scars your mind type thing. Either way you generally regret some of the things you do with a girl while you had a freaky boner.
Guy 1: Dude, last night that girl was a total freak in the sheets

Guy 2: really!

Guy 1: Yeah, but I got a little too much of a freaky boner and may have done some things I regret.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Well I probably shouldn't have smacked her ass while she was on the way out...

Guy 2: Woah.

Guy 1: And I think I also regret taking a shit on her chest and making her eat it...

Guy 2: Holy shit man, that's fucked up...

Guy 1: She was really into it though. Well, that's a freaky boner for you.
by john crowe ransom September 9, 2011
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Boner Alert

That weird feelin us guys get around preschoolers
When I saw the newborn baby I got a boner Alert
by I am a person l May 28, 2023
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Ear boner

It is when your ear gets really hard and you stick it up a women's vagina.
Man 1:"hey dude, you should give her a ear boner."
Man 2:"sure."
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Nightmare Boner

When Nicki Minaj gives you a boner.
Man1: Hey looks it Nicki Minaj's new video

Man2: Aww now i have a nightmare boner
by sleepydude2 February 16, 2012
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Lady-Boner

When a Lady gets sexually excited and starts humping you or being overly excited with a red face or overly friendly.
She was so exited she had a Lady-boner .
by Mazdaman November 26, 2018
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