The Himilayian Tree Bear

The coolest bear in ohio .

"The Himilayian Tree Bear" is a beast

by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010

un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.

I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!

by haylox9 November 7, 2010

Teddy Bear Friend

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.

"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"

by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019

Gummy Bear Sundae

When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.

Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly

by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019

Wet Polar Beared

When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.

" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."

by Corey Jackson September 6, 2009

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015