chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Chris

all you need to know is

1.children love him and men fear him
2. every thursday at noon he teaches a walking on water seminar

jesus, did you see chris the other day?

by ivan17 May 16, 2022

Chris

He is someone who brings a light of happiness into ones life. Chris knows how to make you laugh and make you fall so deeply in love with those beautiful blue eyes. He is handsome, strong, smart, adventurous, creative, and hard working. He's the kind of guy you could love forever. Chris is amazing in every way, and any girl would be lucky to love him and all his amazing qualities. Guys like him don't come around often, so when you find him you better never let him go.

Chris is the perfect man.

by Bagelbite March 14, 2017

chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.

not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.

by Jas The Man July 20, 2020

Chris

You know big dick is in town when you hear the name chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris

Is either the best person to rely on or the most annoying person to rely on. But the only exception is that you can't hate them because you rely on them and they did nothing wrong.

Dammit, Chris ain't here today. Oh thank goodness, Chris is here. Chris is intimating.

by Mary chen November 23, 2021