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Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!
by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021
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Dirty Rick james

The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".
When I get lonely I sometimes spoil my self with a dirty Rick James.
by So-called October 2, 2021
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My Dog James

My dog James WAS a very cute dog he USED TO like going on walks and picking up sticks then dropping the sticks. He WAS so cute and funny
friend: Why are you so sad?
Me: .....My Dog James WAS alive the other day now hes not

friend: Oh..he must of LIVED a good life

Me: yeah im really sad hes GONE.
by YourLocalApple January 13, 2022
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Niall James Horan

Niall James Horan is the sexiest man alive. He IS apart of the band One Direction.

He is a little Irish princess who likes potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He drinks Tinnies and eats nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He used to be a fake blonde, but now he is a brunette.

We love you niall
"Oh, who's your husband?"

"Oh, its just niall James horan from one direction"
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020
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James Charles

James Charles was born in 1858 during the great depression. James was then drafted on the side of the Zulu's during the war, then left due to them "having a better tan than him". James would go on to form the illuminati in 1902, and would work on project "Gay". James was a pacifist during the war as it didn't benefit his make-up brand. James then went on to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "The Enola Gay" -> "James is Gay". James then went on to commit the Armenian genocide, and used the bones of the crushed up Armenians to produce his make up brand. James worked along side Lennin to start the Russian revolution of 1917. It was infact James that burnt down the Reichstag. James then placed nukes in Cuba. In 2001, James commited a terrorist attack on 11th September.
by German1939_holidayz February 19, 2020
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LeBron James

Overated dumb basketball player. He is also known for his "famous" name. JeBron Lames!!
LeBron James is the best player of all time. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DixieDog15 October 23, 2019
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James Martinez

A bowling ball that can knock all 10 pins without any pins.
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 24, 2019
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