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Smooth Brain

The term "Smooth Brain" refers to someone unintelligent, or an action that could be classified as unintelligent. Neuroscientists believe that the more folds your brain has, the more surface area neurons have, thus, leading to higher intelligence. However, without these folds, there won't be as large of a surface area for your neurons, which leads to idiocy, or Smooth Brainedness.
"This buttery smooth brained idiot stuck a goddamn fork in the power outlet."
"That was the most smooth brained sentence I've ever stumbled across in my 25 years on this planet."
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Brain Dump

The "Click-baitiest" show on the internet made by Max G. or otherwise known online as "hotdiggedydemon." A show where a nerd tries to talk about a subject with his assistant, who is his television named Burnbot, who shows pictures and clips on her screen, while also generating insults at the end of every episode. Of course, Max CAN'T talk about ANYTHING at all due to his gay lover roommate Goofball the Goofy Cartoon Ghost who keeps interrupting him. Mostly fell off when the cartoon ghost drank an 8-ounce glass of cum.
"Oh, Brain Dump? I USED to like it, until I got to the episode where the cartoon ghost drinks a glass of cum. I kind of fell out of it after that.
by Pizza Broadcast July 7, 2023
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Talking brain

An insult usually directed towards smart people.
Dummy: Wow take a look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.
by IntergalactalEnergy April 30, 2024
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Rupert Brain

Derived from an edited GIF of Klaus Schwab. Upon seeing the GIF a strapping young fellow said the following words, "Rupert Brain" And the rest is history...
"Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Ru' Rupert, Rupert Brain" *To the tune of 'In The Hall Of The Mountain King'
by Simon Slug Sumoner January 6, 2025
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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Big Brain

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett : No.
Jules : A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett : Because of the metric system?
Jules : Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.
by dlicen August 10, 2022
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scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".
by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018
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