apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 05, 2021

Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

Apple Juice & Ice

My nigga's who know know...

Person 1: Ayo, you got that Apple Juice & Ice?

Person 2: Hell yeah you know how I do bro.

by 46kOnBroadway4mnyMen April 10, 2022

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 08, 2014