"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
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A sexual opinion can be a bad thing, You will get in fight’s, and Cancel Culture Target LSDF
by Α March 7, 2022
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You: “No, I’m sexually dormant. I’ve had sex before, but not for a few months.”
You: “No, I’m sexually dormant. I’ve had sex before, but not for a few months.”
by SexDoctor1108 March 9, 2022
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Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021
Get the Partner tolerant sexual preferencemug. by daniellester June 19, 2017
Get the sexual deathmug. Sexuality of Color, (SOC) for short applies to people who aren't Heterosexual, Allosexual, Heteroromantic, and Cisgender. If you don't fit any of the four boxes, even ONE, then you are a Sexuality of Color!
Anybody within the LGBT spectrum is considered an SOC.
Anybody within the LGBT spectrum is considered an SOC.
"This person identifies as a Heterosexual and Biromantic. You are a Sexuality of Color!" "I'm Heterosexual, Heteromantic, and Allosexual, but i'm trans! You are a Sexuality of Color!" "I'm pansexual. You are an SOC!" "I'm Asexual but i'm Heteroromantic. You are an SOC!"
by Supercheeseidecream January 10, 2021
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