max caruana

a simp

your calling lara fit again, your such a max caruana

by xXT3DDY05Xx March 10, 2020

max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025

alex maxxing

being really nonchalant and aura farming when possible

Omg did you see he sat with someone in the lecture today!!

No way he lost his alex maxxing streak

-100000 aura points

by isabellagotthataura March 10, 2025

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019

max

omg max is the best person ever and is really sexy and i mean it he is handsome funny and smart

max was here and monty

by hunter45 November 16, 2022

max

max is the type of guy you’d fall in love with. his blond ish brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. i’ve loved him for a year now. he disregards others feelings and drinks his own away.

ex: i loved him
him: lol L
max is an asshole.

by soapyfarts January 2, 2023