Single mothering

The act of abusing your vehicle, usually in the way of neglecting oil changes, ignorant to bald tires and low tire pressure.

Ed is currently single mothering his new to him gmt-800

by Chris34334 February 9, 2024

Mother

While I can't really speak for others, mine is a nasty old bitch who nags at me for doing whatever and hates me for no reason, but would jump in front of a fucking bullet for by goody two shoes sister.

My mother: Nag nag nag do your homework don't say anything mean about the neighbour's weird kid
Me: I'm just trying to live my life.

by leo123456 February 20, 2024

Your Mother

Your mother

I hate your mother

by KCPP February 26, 2024

Mothering

Another way of saying YASSS queen or complimenting/idolizing actions as being iconic or incredible

The act of being a 'mother' aka. doing actions that reflect the behavior of a queen or icon

"mother is mothering"

"Beyonce is always mothering"

by adastravertas February 28, 2024

My mother

Single since my dad booked it. Pays all the taxes and expenses.

"My mother is single.

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

mother mirthing

When a woman laughs so hard her embryos get fertilized by the funny

Through the process of mother mirthing Jessica has become pregnant

by CupOfSlimJims March 26, 2024