pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

pig-eyed

where a girl does not where makeup, and her eyes are sunken. Usually do not fit her face, or body type.

Dang Bob, look at that girl!!! She has a nice body! *girl turns around* HAAHAHAHA, Bob! she is pig-eyed!!

by nomakeupnovember November 29, 2011

intense pig latin

what ends up on the screen when your curser mysteriously moves as you try to type

i was instant messaging with my friend when my cursor moved and she could not understand the intense pig latin on my screen! "slike my lifeounds" (translation: sounds like my life)

by thelwngnome December 29, 2011

pig hurdling

Is a new event in the Redneck Olympics, where u line up hogs, and the participant (redneck) sprints and jumps over the pigs to win.

yo richard lets practice some pig hurdling for the next race.

by ihugyftdt March 4, 2011

screamo pig

one who is constantly deceptive and yet loyal at the same time, but only to those he/she likes.

yeah, that's definitely one loud screamo pig.

by jackson5man March 14, 2011

Stealth Pig

A person who attempts to appear as if they are refined or otherwise proper when they are in fact promiscuious or a sexually aggressive predator.

Don't trust John he may seem like a nice guy but he really is a stealth pig.

by Nitek July 16, 2011