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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
by Sexydimma May 25, 2015
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

Flying Stinker

The flying stinker is performed when one participant is standing bent over while spreading their butt cheeks. The other participant takes a running start, jumps toward the first participant while bringing their knees to their chest. The collision should cause the participants’ anuses to “kiss”.
Sorry guys, no basketball for me today. I pulled a glute doing that flying stinker with my sister.
by Andrew the gr8 February 18, 2020
mugGet the Flying Stinkermug.

flying fuck

I used to say I didn't give a flying fuck, but then I took a vacation to the UK with my girl and on the way there, I decided to change that.
by q359 July 25, 2023
mugGet the flying fuckmug.

flying boat

Simply the greatest form of fast-ish aerial transport.

Not sexual innuendo; if you were thinking it was, go away; you pervert
Man, look at that Sunderland! I wish flying boats were still in use - pity those faggoty land-planes took over after the War...
by A certain man of pedigree March 24, 2024
mugGet the flying boatmug.

Flying Bowser

A person (particularly a reptilian dragon turtle ghost hybrid) who lives in a flying boat
"Its the flying bowser"
by Electric Raccon July 18, 2021
mugGet the Flying Bowsermug.

bunker flying

The act of propelling someone ridiculously high in the air performed as such: person A (bouncer) jumps on partially deflated paintball bunker, which in turn propells person B (bouncee) really, really, high
todd broke his head on a light bunker flying
by T_H_C October 16, 2006
mugGet the bunker flyingmug.

flying tire salesman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!
by READYRED April 19, 2021
mugGet the flying tire salesmanmug.

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