jake

funniest mf ever, his brother bradley is better though

person: “jake, where’s bradley?”
jake: “at work”

by friendofidiots June 9, 2023

Jake

Jake is an extraordinary guy. Anyone who knows a Jake is bound to have a great time with them. He can be very truthful and feels the need to express themselves in weird ways, but can also be very sensitive and secretive at times. But a Jake most of the time won’t give a F

*person 1*: Jake is a nerdy guy
*person 2*: Nah he’s just being Jake

by Insert•user_0920 June 25, 2018

Jake

Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat

Dick1: jake why your so short.
Jake:imma bite your knees bitch

by Ghostman69 June 8, 2020

Jake Harris

One of the greatest people ever. Has a giant cock, and is usually very intelligent about most things.

Hey, do you know Jake Harris? He's amazing, right!?

by ilovejakeharris March 3, 2025

Jake paul

The white boy that knocked the fuck out of that basketball player

Bro I’m gonna Jake Paul you

by lol long neck December 11, 2020

Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.

Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke

by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022

Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011