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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP
Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”
by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023
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Ghost

A shell of a person who is neither attentive. Or present. Drifting through life.
What's wrong with him? Idk man he ghost right now
by Fuckyouwhoeverhasthatmjm2 February 26, 2021
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Ghost Dick!

When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!
Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)
by Matl0c June 3, 2024
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Shrouded Ghost

The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor
by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021
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ghost anus

1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:

Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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del the ghost rapper

Del the ghost rapper is a rapper from the band Gorillaz and possessed Russel sooooo yaaaahhhhh
Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of del the ghost rapper?
Person 2: hell yeah I love Gorillaz!
by NotAleah69 June 19, 2023
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